DIALOGUE: problems with alcohol

A known drunkards meeting, represented by:

Amy Winehouse (Marina Sarquella)
Barney Gumble (Alex)
John Hancock (Adrià Carmona)

NEWS: CATALAN POLICE STUDY PSYCHOLOGY

Catalonia Today (Thursday, April17, 2008)


Mossos d'Esquadra can now add psychology to their repertorie of professional developement.
There is a new programme that wants to teach members of the catalan law agency how to act more efectivily when dailing with a mentally ill citizien or with the delicate task of giving the news that a loved one has died.

the course is organizad by the police union Sindicat de Policies de Catalunya (SPC). They will have colaboration from organizations like Associació de victimes de l'11M.

The class aims to make the best of the complicated psycology of police work.

SHORT JOKES

The activity of the jokes at class was quite funy. There were some jokes that were quite funny.
My joke was:

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor ,doctor, I feel that when I speak no one listen to me"
and the doctor says "OK, next please!!"

I wanted to tell this joke:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

But someone told it before I could.