SHORT JOKES

The activity of the jokes at class was quite funy. There were some jokes that were quite funny.
My joke was:

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor ,doctor, I feel that when I speak no one listen to me"
and the doctor says "OK, next please!!"

I wanted to tell this joke:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

But someone told it before I could.